Ken Dong Korner

"Somebody in this league has to write down what actually happened. That somebody is me."

Good evening. Ken Dong here, and this is the Korner — the only place in the BDO Premier League where the previews, the recaps, the waiver malpractice and the empty roster slots all get filed in one building.

Twice a week this desk goes live. Thursday is the preview: every matchup, every starting lineup, every injury designation that somebody is about to ignore, and a pick on each game that this reporter will be held to in writing. Tuesday is the recap: the scoreboard, the perfect lineup nobody played, the points left rotting on ten benches, and a full accounting of which Thursday picks aged like milk.

The commissioner signs the checks. He does not edit the copy, and he is in these standings like everybody else. If his tight end is bad, you will read that it is bad.