Scoring, prizes, and the official codified shame for finishing last.
Name added to the Trophy Case. Year-long bragging rights and the championship belt.
Money Bags MVP — points-leader trophy and cash.
Public dishonor. Permanently engraved on the Trophy Case.
$125 per owner. Due before the draft. No exceptions.
All trades reviewed by the Comish. Lineups locked at kickoff. Collusion will be punished. Any league changes require a simple majority to pass. Any tiebreakers will be decided by a coin flip.